Yoko Ono Makes My Ears Bleed
Enjoy Yoko’s performance art as she fakes an orgasm for 3 minutes.
Creepy
Check out this creepy “hug me pillow” from Overstock. This is my favorite comment from the page.
“Have had hours of enjoyment with my Mr.Handymansy as I like to call the coolest pillowman on earth. No having to beg him to take a shower and NO MUSKY scent if you know what I mean ladies. This has got to be one of the greatest inventions on earth for us shmexy ladies who love a mans touch without all of the mess. Oops, gotta go, Mr Handymansy is calling my name. Should I be afraid when he talks to me? Almost forgot, spray him with your favorite men’s cologne and have at it.”
Facebook Owner Mark Zuckerberg is the Only Unblockable Person on Facebook
Clever website Blockzuck campaigned to get folks to block Facebook owner Mark Zuckerberg. According to the site’s creator (who wishes to remain anonymous), Zuckerberg is unblockable, meaning he has access to everyone’s accounts. He emailed Gawker, saying:
“My original idea was to start some campaign to get people to block Zuckerberg on Facebook, as sort of a half-assed privacy protest. I came up with the idea after the last major privacy uproar, and decided to save it for the next one that came along, which was Places.
Until very recently, it *was* possible to block him; after I put up the original version of the site, I discovered that he couldn’t be blocked anymore. Which is much more interesting than my original lame idea, so I updated the site to reflect that.”
The Homie Hopper
Gotta love Maury.
He’s Climbing in Your Wiiiindows
Remember the Bed Intruder song (which has been stuck in my head for a week)? Check out this sweet cover.
Tila Tequila Got Attacked by Jugalos … What?
Via TMZ: TMZ has obtained incredibly gruesome photos of Tila Tequila — taken after she claims she was victim of crowd violence at a concert in Illinois.According to Tila, she took the stage at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois — a concert featuring such acts as Insane Clown Posse and Kottonmouth Kings. Tila gave TMZ a very detailed account of what happened, saying: “I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage.” She went on to say: “These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!” Police confirm they responded to the scene, but couldn’t go into detail, citing HIPAA laws.
For those of you wanting to know how badass the Insane Clown Posse is, check this out
William Hung is Looking Beat
Please enjoy this crazy dude’s version of Before He Cheats at the “Carrie-oke” contest in Kansas. I’m gonna go ahead and assume he didn’t win.
Try To Get Through This Entire Video
This is The Room of music videos.
Toot it and Boot it!
Gotta love this video … and Yahoo Answers! Good thing Pop Panther friend Jen wanted to find out what Toot it and Boot it meant!
